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# of times you had sex this year? bagel.

Posted by: smeg @ 05/09 2007, 11:03

to start today, i would like to add a quick quote that has always made me laugh.  for some context, karl, a slightly simple minded artist/writer from england was invited to watch 'brokeback mountain' by stephen merchant and ricky gervais.  after the first gay sex scene, they paused the movie to discuss it with karl.  although there was a lot of funny remarks, this one always gets me:


"could the movie still happen if they weren't gay?  is it a cowboy film, and thats just a bit of filler?"


looks like that's going to end the day as well, because i am worn out after walking 7 miles (not exaggerating) from estacada to my parent's home in dodge.  all i can say is oregonians are dicks on the road.  not one person (cops included) stopped to offer me a ride, when i was clearly miles from anywhere.  but they had no problems honking at me, yelling cat calls, and the usual man-bastard activities they think proves their superiority over the female gender.  they make loud noises to prove they are in control (or to prove dominate penis size).  whatever the case may be, here is my stance:  

1. i won't fuck you.

2. if you don't want to offer me a ride, don't insult me with your obnoxious audio as well

3. any other questions you have, please refer to #1.


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Anonymity 05/30 2007, 05:50 Say: [Reply]

if I gave you a ride (innuendo five?) you'd totally want to kaBANG me while the new american idol kidz bopz played in the background??? go ahead! ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WANT IT!

and by the way, I was wondering where you were hiding... I found you.

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