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i didn't like any of that.

Posted by: smeg @ 08/21 2007, 15:06

this one is short... 


i was sitting outside of backspace today, and i heard, hands down, the funniest quote i've ever heard in my life.  the quote isn't funny until you understand the way it was said; however, so before you read it, picture this girl in all black, talking to her very emo trendy gay friend, in a very serious (almost in tears) tone:


"she said she would rather act fake than real, because if she was real, she would just cry all the time."


you may now piss your pants with little school girl giggles.

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said loudly as the elevator doors open at a whole foods market...

grandma saying to 4 or 5 year old granddaughter

"They didn't take cut out her vagina, she still has a vagina, they just took out her ovaries from inside her vagina"

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